It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
#yeah hi #it’s so great to eat you #i mean meet you #meat get it haha#hannibal
sassy even before lucifer took over his body
Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell
its like he wanted it to be on Tumblr
